Penname: Tonia Barone [Contact]
Real name: Toni Member Since: 06 Sep 2005
Membership status: Member
Updated this. Figured it was time. What's to know about me? I'm from West Virginia (which, really, should tell you all ya need to know right there), I'm 26 and female. Also socially inept and a bit too burried in my own head.

Anywho, my OTPs (because I can't pick just one) are:

McShep (of course! *rolls eyes*)
McKay/Beckett (what would they be? McBeck? And, hey, canon!)
McKay/Zelenka (McLenka? Gotta love geeks!)
Shep/Zelenka (cause, y'know, they just work)
Zelenka/Beckett (I blame the "Rover" series for this one. Thanks a lot, Orithain and Rina)
Ronan/Teyla (wow, a het pairing! And, hey, looks like it'll be canon soon!)
Lorne/Liz (another het pairing. Amazing. I blame "Lost Boys" for this one, though. They were SO shippin')
Lorne/Parrish (this pairing NEEDS more fic in it, demmit)
McKay/Cadman (dear lord, a third het pairing. Oddly enough, they could work. Also another pairing that needs more fics, though)

And OT3:

Shep/McKay/Beckett (my first in the fandom)
Shep/McKay/Zelenka (my fav because geek!Shep)
Shep/McKay/Weir (...they work, believe me)

Note: I answer the reviews you kind folk leave at my LJ. *shrugs* Find it's easier cause I tend to ramble.
Reviews by Tonia Barone

Summary: Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result.

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drabble, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 137 [Table of Contents]
Series: Memoranda From the Edge

Word count: 54547; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Apr 2007; Published: 01 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
05 Nov 2005
*ROTFLOL* I get behind a few days and find three new chappies! *hugs chaps* Yay! *ahem* Funny as hell, of course. Poor Lorne, I feel sorry for the guy. He didn't ask to be involved (not really...) and yet here he is, about to become a pawn. And Radek an' Rodney! *snerk* An' Carson tryin' t' be subtle an' Ronon not bein' subtle AT ALL. *L* More! More!

Author's Response: The words "Ronon" and "subtle" do not belong in the same sentence. :-)
Chapter 63: Memo 59
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
08 Nov 2005
*giggles* Go Liz with the subtle!
Chapter 64: Memo 60
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
10 Nov 2005
*ROTFL* GO RADEK!!! *waves Czech flag* WHOOHOO!!

Author's Response: I wonder what the Czech national anthem is... :-)
Chapter 65: Memo 61
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
14 Nov 2005
*ROTFL* Go Lorne! Heh. Patriots? Steelers?! Boo! Hiss! *waves Chiefs flag* GO KC! *smirks* Can't wait for the Interlude.

Author's Response: Sorry, pal. I live in Pittsburgh! :-)
Chapter 66: Memo 62
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Nov 2005
*ROTFL* Excellent chapter! Loved it. *giggles* I dunno who I wanna cheer for; the girls for one-uppin' th' boys or the boys for such an ingenius prank.
Chapter 67: Brief Interlude 5
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
05 Dec 2005
*L* Cute. And I agree with John. Steel Magnolias? Ew.
Chapter 68: Memo 63
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
17 Dec 2005
Aw! Sappy-sweet! Cute chap. Loved the not-so-subtle digs at Rodney. An' recognizin' Radek! Thanks so much for this!

Author's Response: And John! She zapped John, too. :-)
Chapter 69: Memo 64
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
13 Jan 2006
Last two chaps were great! Love seein' th' Hive fallout. Thanks for these.

Author's Response: You're welcome. My twisted mind is currently coming up with more... :-)
Chapter 71: Memo 66
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
14 Jan 2006
Chapter 72: Memo 67
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
19 Jan 2006
*eyes widen* Oh freck, but that's a loop! LOVED these last two chaps! *giggles* Rodney an' Carson bondin' an' John! Ford! Whoohoo!
Chapter 74: Memo 69
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Summary: A simple mission goes horribly wrong and now Mckay must learn to survive on his own.

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 9 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8346; Completed: No
Updated: 23 Sep 2005; Published: 08 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Sep 2005
Oh wow. Poor Rodney. Hope they get there in time! Also hope poor Rodney is still sane after all this.

Author's Response: Rodney was sane in the first place? hehe
Chapter 5: Worse and Better
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Sep 2005
*stares* NOOOOOOO!!!! Rodney! *sobs* Oh no. More! More! *literally on the edge of her seat*

Author's Response: sit back down, its coming!!! I've just finished that last chapter, and It's going up to 10, I think thats how many, hehe
Chapter 6: Loss of Hope
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
22 Sep 2005
*laughs and squees* YAY! Rodney's awake! *LOL* And his first words were for John to shut up!! *LOL* Thank you for this. I was worried for a second with the bugs and the burning of the building but now. Wow. *L* Rodney's well! Yay!
Chapter 9: Out of the Dark

Summary: Story 1 summary: Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really. (Stories 1-30 are archived as chapters of a single story, but each is a completed standalone.)
All stories are McKay/Sheppard unless otherwise specified.
*Stories whose primary pairing is NOT McKay/Sheppard
+Stories with additional explicit pairings beyond McKay/Sheppard

*2. Doing What Comes Naturally ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep
+3. Gender Bender ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
+4. What Kavanagh Saw ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Teyla/Sora UST, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
*7. Therapy ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep implied
*10. Welcome to the Madhouse ~ Maj. Lorne/Sgt. "Bryan"
*16. Positive Reinforcement ~ Beckett/Zelenka
*23. Same Time, New Galaxy ~ Cadman/O'Neill 2.0, McKay/Sheppard, Bates/Lindstrom (ofc), Beckett/Zelenka, Weir/Davis
*25. Rodney's Revenge ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McKay/Sheppard
*28. The Best Team ~ Weir/Davis

Updated: 01 Jun 2008; Published: 11 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
24 Sep 2005
*VBG* Oh yeah, thanks muchly. I finally got around to huntin' up a pic of the Canadian guy. *shakes her head* Why oh why are all the cute/nice ones gay? *L* I really enjoyed this, thank you for sharing. We don't see enough of Lorne, I think. Can't see him as a "Tom", though. *thinks* Larry pops in my head but surely no parent would be cruel enough to name their kid "Larry Lorne". Then again, every time I see or hear his name I immediately start looking for a brightly dressed green guy so... Have I mentioned I loved this? The whole 'verse you got goin', but yeah. This was good. Thanks for sharing.
Chapter 10: Welcome to the Madhouse
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
09 Oct 2005
Short-ish, but sweet. Kinda sucks about the UAs, though. Loved the tug of war between Rover an' Carson's cart (can't remember how to spell it's name. Oops). Cute.
Chapter 11: In Sickness and in Health
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
11 Oct 2005
*LOL* Poor Paul. Be interesting to see how he adapts. So does this mean Danny an' Jack'll be visiting some time in the future? Yay! Loved this chap. Really, really cool. And how Atlantis opened a door in the wall jus' for John! Sweet.
Chapter 12: Diplomatic Immunity
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
19 Oct 2005
Excellent! Great tag for the ep in yer little 'verse. And Radek vs Kavanagh! *ROTFL*
Chapter 13: Making Amends
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
03 Nov 2005 sweet and cute and hot in the beginning...but you didn't put Rodney's reaction to learning about The Teyla Incident. Poo. Good chap, though. Thanks.
Chapter 14: Metamorphosis
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
06 Dec 2005
Damn, that was hot. Also very sweet and sappy. *tilts head thoughtfully* Kinda like hot maple syrup. The best of which comes from Canada and ain't that a whole new mental picture? *L* Thanks ever so for this. Loved it. Amazing. Wonderful. Wow. Really liked the cart show. Oh! And the ring-smut scene. *nod nod* Best. Yum. Also very weird how Rover might be courting Reza when Reza and Coira are close. Very weird. Did I mention that I loved this?

Author's Response: Mmm hot maple syrup... and Rover's no dummy, he wants both Reza and Ciora!
Chapter 15: Many Happy Returns
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
11 Dec 2005
*LOL* Okay, what'd Atlantis do while they were in the chair? Cause I jus' know she did somethin'. *giggles* Cute and hot and funny. Fav combo. Thanks for this.
Chapter 16: Positive Reinforcement