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Penname: Tonia Barone [Contact]
Real name: Toni Member Since: 06 Sep 2005
Membership status: Member
Updated this. Figured it was time. What's to know about me? I'm from West Virginia (which, really, should tell you all ya need to know right there), I'm 26 and female. Also socially inept and a bit too burried in my own head.

Anywho, my OTPs (because I can't pick just one) are:

McShep (of course! *rolls eyes*)
McKay/Beckett (what would they be? McBeck? And, hey, canon!)
McKay/Zelenka (McLenka? Gotta love geeks!)
Shep/Zelenka (cause, y'know, they just work)
Zelenka/Beckett (I blame the "Rover" series for this one. Thanks a lot, Orithain and Rina)
Ronan/Teyla (wow, a het pairing! And, hey, looks like it'll be canon soon!)
Lorne/Liz (another het pairing. Amazing. I blame "Lost Boys" for this one, though. They were SO shippin')
Lorne/Parrish (this pairing NEEDS more fic in it, demmit)
McKay/Cadman (dear lord, a third het pairing. Oddly enough, they could work. Also another pairing that needs more fics, though)


And OT3:

Shep/McKay/Beckett (my first in the fandom)
Shep/McKay/Zelenka (my fav because geek!Shep)
Shep/McKay/Weir (...they work, believe me)

Note: I answer the reviews you kind folk leave at my LJ. *shrugs* Find it's easier cause I tend to ramble.
Reviews by Tonia Barone

Summary: Story 1 summary: Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really. (Stories 1-30 are archived as chapters of a single story, but each is a completed standalone.)
All stories are McKay/Sheppard unless otherwise specified.
*Stories whose primary pairing is NOT McKay/Sheppard
+Stories with additional explicit pairings beyond McKay/Sheppard

*2. Doing What Comes Naturally ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep
+3. Gender Bender ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
+4. What Kavanagh Saw ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Teyla/Sora UST, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
*7. Therapy ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep implied
*10. Welcome to the Madhouse ~ Maj. Lorne/Sgt. "Bryan"
*16. Positive Reinforcement ~ Beckett/Zelenka
*23. Same Time, New Galaxy ~ Cadman/O'Neill 2.0, McKay/Sheppard, Bates/Lindstrom (ofc), Beckett/Zelenka, Weir/Davis
*25. Rodney's Revenge ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McKay/Sheppard
*28. The Best Team ~ Weir/Davis


Updated: 01 Jun 2008; Published: 11 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
13 Jan 2006
*breathes a sigh of relief* Oh thank heavens. Yay! *G* Loved this chapter. Kept waitin' for somethin' bad t' happen in th' tunnels and then with the ZPM an' crystals...at least Kolya's dead, though. Thank you so much for this chapter. Though I can't help but wonder if Rover is all okay...
Chapter 17: A Death in the Family

Summary: Rodney McKay never made a nuclear bomb in his life. Although it's possible Dr. Sheppard might have made a few.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Pre-relationship, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 18 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 21049; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Sep 2005; Published: 15 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
20 Sep 2005
Wow. Sequel? *blinks* And doesn't ANYONE realize they seem off? Anyone at all? *G* Loved this. Okay, it was a little slow in the beginning but all good fics are. Thanks for sharing and SO hopin' for a sequel.
Chapter 17: 17
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
28 Sep 2005
Ah, a wonderful ending. Thank you. Kinda curious as to what REALLY happened, but this will suffice. And, hey! "Aurora" snippet! *L* Bravo.

Author's Response: Thanks very much - glad you enjoyed it.
Chapter 18: Epilogue

Summary: Dr. McKay has a transforming experience due to an accident with an alien plot device. Herein you will find no pregnancy of any kind.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Zelenka
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 12 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 49687; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Aug 2005; Published: 22 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
24 Sep 2005
Got an itchin' t' read this again cause I absolutely LOVE Radek in this and how Rodney adapts to bein' female. I know I probably said this before, but I really wish you'd do a sequel. Or an alternate ending where Rodney stays female. He made a cute girl. possessive!Radek was just so sweet! And their little cleaning war! *sighs and smiles* Thank you for sharing this wonderful piece. Kinda rare that a piece is worth a second (or third) read and still remains new-ish and doesn't lose it's charm.
Chapter 12: 11/11

Summary: What if Elizabeth wasn't the only one to survive in the first timeline? This chapter gen.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 8 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 17861; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Oct 2007; Published: 29 Aug 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
11 Oct 2005
*bouncing in her seat giddily* Yay! Go Rodney an' John! Love how this is comin' 'long. *nod nod* An' th' plan t' go after three of the five ZPMs is good. If they go to Dagon, they ARE gonna keep that they ain't Ancients quiet, right? With Liz there it shouldn't be too hard. An' Rodney's with John now so...huh. Yay! Can't wait for more.
Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
14 Dec 2005
Oh damn. It seems so obscene for Radek to get hard while kissing Elizabeth yet not so much when Rodney an' John do the same. That scene, BTW, was EXTREMELY hot. Wow. Loved this chap. More! More! Pretty please?
Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Summary: Rodney isn't coping well with his mistake, and John decides to fix him. He just needs some help to do it. Spoilers for Trinity.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 13854; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Nov 2005; Published: 05 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
16 Nov 2005
An excellent chapter. Funny and hot as hell. Thank you so much for this. I like this little 'verse you guys got goin'.
Chapter 2: Accommodations
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Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 0 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 0; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Dec 1969; Published: 31 Dec 1969
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Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
14 Sep 2005
*LOL* Oh dear lord! I LOVED this! And Radek's comment about Mensa was just...I had to reread that line a few times before it clicked at what they were getting at. Radek and Rodney are in fine form here, though. Thanks for sharing!

Author's Response: I'm so pleased you liked this one :-) Rodney and Radek together can be so much fun!
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Summary: Once in Atlantis, where even critical emergencies had to be ranked minor, major, grave, Rodney found that if he didn't write it down, it didn't happen. Everyone knew that, everyone respected that, and it had been a near flawless system. So why was there a nagging feeling that he was forgetting something important?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5350; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Sep 2005; Published: 20 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
20 Sep 2005
*chuckles* This was sorely needed. I'm still trying to figure out what happened to Sora (unless it's explained in Brotherhood? Hmmm...) and I hate that they seemed to have forgotten Eldon. Thanks for sharin'.
Chapter 1: Lost and Found

Summary: The guys discuss alternate career choices. Response to SGAHC "Professions" challenge.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 628; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Sep 2005; Published: 20 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
20 Sep 2005
*ROTFL for ten solid minutes before she can pull herself together long enough to write, and even then she doesn't dare risk looking or thinking about the last line for fear of losing it again* Oh dear LORD!!! *obviously has to think of the last line and does her best not to lose it before she's done* That is just classic. THANK YOU for sharing this. I SO needed a good laugh. *trying to see Rodney as a kid's shrink but ends up on the floor again two seconds later*

Author's Response: Glad to be of assistance! :-)
Chapter 1: n/a

Summary: When John Sheppard was eighteen, he fell in love. (Written for the sga_flashfic Harlequin challenge.)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3065; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Sep 2005; Published: 20 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
20 Sep 2005
AWWW! *L* Any chance of a series based on this? *rolls eyes* Okay, no, it does work better as an alone but it's so good! *hugs punk!Rodney* I LOVE this guy. *L* Thanks for sharin'.
Chapter 1: Second Chances

Summary: McKay is captured and tortured

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11086; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Oct 2005; Published: 20 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
22 Sep 2005
Oh no! Poor Rodney! More? Ya can't leave the poor boy like that! ...and just out of curiousity, what's with the "hurt Rodney" fics lately? Not complaining, just curious...
Chapter 1: Captured chapter 1 of 6
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
30 Sep 2005
Ten things about this fic I loved... First off: YAY! Rodney's rescued! Second: No! Rodney's unconscious! Third: YAY! John killed the bad guy! Fourth: No! John tripped, fell and possibly hurt Rodney even more! Fifth: YAY! Carson can fix Rodney good-as-new! Sixth: No! John had t' tell Rodney's rape to Elizabeth! Seventh: YAY! John OBVIOUSLY cares for Rodney in more than a "member of my team" way! Eighth: No! Took them two weeks to find Rodney! Ninth: YAY! *pauses, as she's very nearly run out of "good" things* Um...er...Rodney's home! Tenth: No! *pauses again* Er...John saw Rodney's rape! ...okay, the last two were weak but still! Wicked cool chapter. Loves of Rodney-whumping and John-angst and Ford an' Teyla being silent-yet-supporting team members! Whoohoo! Can't wait for the next one!

Author's Response: those are good things to like :) I dol't like to make escaps easy... I had to make something unexpected happen and that was the trip and head hitting. I'm glad you like the story. Ch. 3 should be done soon. Thanks again!!
Chapter 2: 2 of 6
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
03 Oct 2005
*smiles brightly* Great chap! Already the tension and angst starts. Lovely. Waitin' for more!
Chapter 3: 3 of 6
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
11 Oct 2005
Oh, the angst Rodney's goin' through. At least Shep's there. *nod nod* Good chap. Question, though. You mention Shep goin' into th' infirmary with Liz when Rodney's released, yet no mention of him past that sentence. Did he jus' stay quiet or...what?

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Yes, Poor Rodney. We're all happy that Shep is there to help him. As for the Shep in the infirmary scene. Sheppard is in a place that's stuck between questions and answers... meaning he knows what Rodney's going through and wants to be there for him... but he also has tons of questions about himself, for one, why has he seemed to develop a mental bond with Rodney? And I have to admit it... I stuck Shep in there to make Rodney uncomfortable :) I didn't mention that but we all know it's there :) hehehe Thanks again for the review. So happy you're liking the story. My Beta says chap 5 should be ready soon!
Chapter 4: 4 of 6
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
17 Oct 2005
Yay! Rodney opened up! John bought a clue! ...though poor John! *shakes head* Like how you explained the wrist band. Can't wait for the next chap!

Author's Response: Yup, John got a clue and Rodney opened up. One chapret left :) We're almost there... are you excited :) Thanks for the review!
Chapter 5: 5 of 6
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Oct 2005
Awww...so touching an' sweet an' WOW! A perfect ending, thank you so much!

Author's Response: Thanks tons! I'm so happy you all liked it!
Chapter 6: Captured chapter 1 of 6
In a Name by coreopsis [PG-13]
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Summary: John can put a lot into two syllables.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 376; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Sep 2005; Published: 21 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Sep 2005
Awwwww....any chance of one from John's POV? Cause, y'know it's the same. So cool how they hold whole conversations like that.

Author's Response: No, I don't plan to do anything from John's POV. but thanks for the comment anyway. :)
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: a first contact story written for my friend Nemoinis who loves bats. Beta by kageygirl and malnpudl.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2363; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Sep 2005; Published: 21 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Sep 2005
*blinks* That was different. Liked that ya had non-humanoid sentient beings. OH! Maybe THEY are the Furlings? *pauses then shakes head* Naw, nevermind. Can't see that happening. Still a mighty fine fic, though. Thanks for sharing.

Author's Response: hee. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks.
Chapter 1: 1/1
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Summary: A deserted planet, energy readings, Ancient ruins... of course it's not as simple as it seems. Written for the Worst-Case Scenario Challenge - how to untangle Christmas tree lights

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2027; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Sep 2005; Published: 21 Sep 2005
Reviewer: Tonia Barone (Signed)
21 Sep 2005
*LOL* Oh, this was priceless. Thank you for sharing. When John called on Ronon, I thought for sure that he would shoot the ropes with his gun. *shrugs* I got the impression they were hanging from the ceiling. Maybe I didn't read/comprehend it right.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading, glad to have made you smile. And if you have a big guy like Ronon on your team of course you get him to do the fireman's carry! *g*
Chapter 1: 1/1