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Penname: Krysalys [Contact]
Real name: Kris Eshleman Member Since: 29 Sep 2005
Membership status: Member
Um, hello. *waves*
I'm a woman (*snort* DUH); am over 30 (so you can't trust me *snicker*); married and am a mom; work as a professional picture framer at an art restoration shop in the Washington DC area; worship at the altar of Heinlein, Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Stephen King, Spider Robinson, Piers Anthony, Christopher Stasheff, Marion Zimmer Bradley as well as Ursula Le Guinn and other awesome literary gods. *BG*

An example of how weird I am? I love to read psychology and psychiatry medical research papers on ADHD and emotional disorders... FOR FUN. Okay, okay, for personal edification as well, but still... *snicker* I haven't had much time to read my journals lately though, as the writing bug has firmly latched onto my jugular (like a certain pesky Iratus bug we dare not mention around Sheppard *snort*), and is not allowing me any other avenues of self-expression at the moment. *sobs* My poor PhotoShop is feeling SO neglected!

As for other entertainment, I can only say that my early development was heavily influenced by Looney Tunes and Monty Python's Flying Circus. And Douglas Adams. You ever listen to the Hitchhiker's Guide radio series? Bloody friggin' brilliant, m'dears.

Fell in love with SGA even before I'd ever once watched an episode of SG1, would you believe? Anywho, I'm not a proliferate writer by any stretch of the imagination, although the stories I do write end up being pretty long. I'm an avid reader of all kinds of stories... het, slash and gen... and am unabashedly a whumpaholic. *BEG* Especially when it concerns Rodney McKay. What can I say? I'm hopelessly addicted to the man. ;) And as much as I love reading slash, I am unfortunately way too scared to ever write it. Sorry folks. I tend to limit myself to staying within the general parameters dictated in the show. Hey, I wanna be a scriptwriter someday! Maybe. If I don't suck grandly at it. *BG*

Oh, and PS - if you check out the people I've on my favorite authors list, you won't be disappointed. I chose them because I love every single story they've ever written. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Go. Read. They're brilliant. :)
Reviews by Krysalys

Summary: Maybe it shouldn't have surprised John, but he was really getting to like having a nice hot bath. And a nice hot Rodney.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3769; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Nov 2004; Published: 20 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
08 Oct 2005
Heh. Me too, John. Me too. ----}-@ Krys, who's also into hot, wet, naked flyboys with wild hair
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Major Sheppard thinks about his relationship with Atlantis.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 701; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Nov 2004; Published: 21 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
13 Oct 2005
*snickersnort* Excellently written from the character's POV. ;) Mind if I tag along and "help" John with Rodney? Hell, I'll help John too! *VBEG* ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: And sometimes there are scars...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Pre-slash, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11858; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Nov 2004; Published: 25 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
14 Oct 2005
Damn, you got that right, my friend. Ya know, I shudder to think what Rodney would've done to Kavanagh. Hopefully just severely mauled the guy and not also have molested him. *shudder* Loved seeing the dark side of our favorite physicist like that. ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: I can't see Rodney getting sexual with Kavanagh in any capacity whatsoever, so it probablyu would have just been a beating or something. I don't know, though, it's been so long since I wrote that story that I've forgotten what happened and what didn't. *g* Anyway, glad you liked it. Thanks!
Chapter 2: Scar Tissue

Summary: "What happens to a dream deferred?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > Ford/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1618; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Nov 2004; Published: 27 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
08 Oct 2005
*snicker* Well done. Do more! *chuckle* Wait, I should be telling the guys that... ;) ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: A Dream Deferred
Taking On by Leah [R]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: A campfire, an eighties song, and projectile weapons. What more do you need for love?

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Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6433; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Nov 2004; Published: 28 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
07 Oct 2005
*snicker* Absolutely friggin brilliant. ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: A rescue. And then--warm fuzzies.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2697; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Nov 2004; Published: 30 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
29 Sep 2005
Heh. Wondrous. Think I need to go pounce on my mate now. *snort* And it's only *glances at clock* 3am on the button. *chuckles* Sucks being an incurable insomniac when the mate isn't, huh? ;) Excellently written. So very John and Rodney. ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: LOL, thank you! Now *that's* a compliment!
Chapter 1: Into the Light
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
16 Oct 2005
A wonderful reminder that he's alive and very much loved. And protected. Wonderfully written. ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: Into the Light
Trapped by probodie [PG-13]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Rodney is trapped.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 942; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Nov 2004; Published: 30 Nov 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
04 Nov 2005
ROTFL. Takes the boy a while, but he gets there eventually! *snickersnortchortleguffaw* Show 'im your slide rule, Rodney. *snigger* Wonderful job. Very much in character for the guys. ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: Thanks! At least they got there in the end, eh? Glad you enjoyed.
Chapter 1: Trapped
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Summary:

Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 0 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 0; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Dec 1969; Published: 31 Dec 1969
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Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
29 Oct 2005
*snort* Nope, for them... ignorance is torture. ROTFL Agh... and torture for the reader, too! Wonderfully written! ----}-@ Krys
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The Sixth Day by chelle [NC-17]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: John is being observant.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4119; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Dec 2004; Published: 03 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
02 Nov 2005
ROTFLMFAO So perfectly them. Wonderfully written! ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: Thank you!!
Chapter 1: The Sixth Day

Summary: Sheppard thought Rodney was the most annoying human being in the galaxy - Pegasus or otherwise - from the moment he met him.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1787; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Dec 2004; Published: 06 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
05 Nov 2005
Heh. Friggin fantastic. Wondrously writ, and very much our two beloved guys. ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1
State Secrets by Medie [NC-17] Past Featured Story
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: There are some things that Canadians just can't share.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 395; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Dec 2004; Published: 06 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
13 Nov 2005
*snicker* Heh. Knew that man was talented for more than just his brilliant mind. *snort* Wonderful read. ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: Hee! Yeah, he's got other talents we just can't tell people about. *G*
Chapter 1: State Secrets
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: "Their fight had escalated from general banter, to snarkiness to what appeared to be all out -war-. "

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 103; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Dec 2004; Published: 08 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
04 Nov 2005
Heh. Now THERE'S a show-stopper! Nicely put. ----}-@ Krys, wondering if Rodney punched John for that... or molested him *chuckle*
Chapter 1: 1/1
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Summary:

Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 0 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 0; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Dec 1969; Published: 31 Dec 1969
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Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
04 Nov 2005
Okay, yeah. You REALLY need to get cracking on this one, 'cause I have a feeling that Rodney's not dead, but definitely a bit crispy around the edges. An John can't die either, 'cause then he'd miss seeing Rodney coming home, right? Right? Hello? *hears a pin dropping* More soon, I hope? ----}-@ Krys
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Summary: In order to keep her own sanity intact, Elizabeth decides it's past time to have a serious talk with John... McShep, implied Weir/Teyla

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1091; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Dec 2004; Published: 09 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
03 Jan 2006
*snicker* And who says they can't be? Threesomes are fantastic, so I hear. ;) Well done. ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Aidan sees something he wishes he hadn't.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1535; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Dec 2004; Published: 10 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
19 Nov 2005
HOWL!!! Poor Aiden really REALLY needs to get laid now. *snickersnortchortleguffaw* Yummily hot. :) ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: Thank you. And Aiden really does need to get laid.
Chapter 1: What Aidan Ford Didn't Need to Know... Or See
That Do Re Mi by chelle [NC-17]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Sex and snark and sex and, well, snark. You get the idea.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5338; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Dec 2004; Published: 10 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
26 Oct 2005
HOWL!!! So very... THEM. You nailed their personalities down pat. And they nailed each other into the mattress. Numerous times. YUM! ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you.
Chapter 1: That Do Re Mi
Sex? Later by chelle [NC-17]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: John's in the mood. Rodney isn't.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2134; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Dec 2004; Published: 10 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
19 Nov 2005
*snicker* Because sometimes "no" really means "yes"... just in a really different way. Yum. Makes my fevered head feel a mite bit better. ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: This is one of my favorites, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you.
Chapter 1: Sex? Later

Summary: Johh, Rodney, sex.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1436; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Dec 2004; Published: 10 Dec 2004
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
05 Nov 2005
Damn. *turns industrial strength fan on high* Rodney does have a glorious ass, doesn't he? *swoons* John too. Love that teflon butt... ;) ----}-@ Krys

Author's Response: Rodney really does have a glorious ass. And thanks to John he's learning to appreciate it.
Chapter 1: What Rodney Could Do
Reviewer: Krysalys (Signed)
19 Nov 2005
Mmmmmmmmmm.... *mumbles happily* ----}-@ Krys
Chapter 1: What Rodney Could Do