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Penname: Emely Raines [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 13 Nov 2005
Membership status: Member
I've been writing fanfic for quite a long time, though I have never posted any of my own work before. I used to host an archive on a friend's website but removed it some time ago due to time constraints.

I go to college currently, so I'll try my best to update regularly, buit sometimes that isn't feesible.


Reviews by Emely Raines

Summary: A simple mission goes horribly wrong when several of the team are captured. Things do not go well. Major John-whumping, with added Rodney and Radek minor whumpage. McKay/Sheppard/Zelenka.

Updated: 24 Feb 2006; Published: 19 Feb 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
19 Feb 2006
It's awesome.... I love Radek's reaction... And the JOHN CAN SPEAK CZECH!

Author's Response: Glad you're enjoying it and that Radek works for you. As for John speaking Czech- it seemed like the thing to do and I like giving John hidden depths.
Chapter 1: Part One.

Summary: Kidnapped and lost, Rodney reluctantly asks the aid of an old college rival - John Crichton

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8094; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Feb 2006; Published: 26 Feb 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
27 Feb 2006
Good story! I love the part where McKay actually seriously warns Crichton and the man just takes in the warniong at face value. Something tells me that they wouldn't have done that before their own adventures. Glad Rodney came home but I was kinda hoping that Crichton would go just for a bit and then get back to Moya et al.

Author's Response: Thanks so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it. And, you know, I think there might be a sequel. I enjoyed writing Crichton and Rodney together entirely too much. It would be fun to see Crichton on Atlantis, I think.
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: To Rodney it was kind of fitting that the last human being in existance, 3 million years in the future, was a trolley-boy from Liverpool. Somewhere the Ancients were laughing at the irony of it all.

Updated: 19 Mar 2006; Published: 17 Mar 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
04 May 2006
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY! I know, not very helpful but OH MY GOD! It's great! RED DWARF!
Chapter 2: A cardboard box, a velvet suit, and a lost city.

Summary: Firefly crossover: River's thoughts on the latest passenger of Serenity.

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 674; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Mar 2006; Published: 26 Mar 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
27 Mar 2006
I love the way you wrote this! To hear it all from River and what she gets from him, it's awesome!

Author's Response: thanks ^_^ glad you liked it
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Can a professional surfer and a veterinarian find anything in common other than a cat?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 35685; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 May 2006; Published: 03 May 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
04 May 2006
I love this story! And I love that they kept Joxer around!

Author's Response: LoL, couldn't let Joxer go after he saved their lives...that just made him one of the family. :>) Thank you for the feedback and I'm happy you enjoyed it so much. Thanks again.
Chapter 4: Four/Four

Summary: "For the third time, Rodney, I told you don't want me to answer that question." "If you've had to tell me three times then I beg to differ - I clearly do want to know."

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1436; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 May 2006; Published: 04 May 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
05 May 2006
That was great. Carson knew Rodney wouldn't want to know.... but I get like that too, getting something in your head. And oh god, those last two paragraphs were perfect!
Chapter 1: complete

Summary: TOTAL fluff, and completely pointless. Rodney freaks out about some dust bunnies.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 126; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 May 2006; Published: 08 May 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
10 May 2006
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE that was exactly what I needed! It was fantastic!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Someday. Miko's been on Atlantis long enough, has calculated the odds of survival often enough that she knows someday might never come, but the thoughts curl sweetly in her chest, warm promises against the cold terror of uncertainty.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Zelenka/Other
Characters: Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Character Study, Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4202; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Aug 2006; Published: 28 Aug 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
29 Mar 2008
I so would have never thought of this paring in a million years. But you wrote this so well. Especially considering I don't usually like het, but the pairing, as I said, it caught me. So I just had to read and it's just great! It's nmot all flowery and it's definitely something I can actually visualize. Radek leaving the magazine, watching her, all of it! Wonderful!
Chapter 1: 1

Summary: B:tVS, Atlantis. Willow Rosenberg learns a lesson about the power of names. Double drabble.

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Major Lorne
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 230; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2006; Published: 11 Nov 2006
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
30 Mar 2008
Wow, it's been almost exactly a year since I fist read this story!
Chapter 1: Mistaken Identity

Summary: For two weeks you were Mommy's one and only little boy again. Realization dawned on you.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1046; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Apr 2007; Published: 01 Apr 2007
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
07 Apr 2007
never cared for the style, but it's a neat look into Rodney. Most definately.

Author's Response: Thank you very much :) I will be able to post betad version this very evening... even though it might be to late by now, sorry folks ^^°
Chapter 1: Hypochondriac 1

Summary: A Regency era AU.

All Rodney McKay had thought he wanted was to be left alone with his theories and hypotheses. Being abducted and meeting the intriguing John Sheppard had put paid to that. Rodney understood his own desires rather better now, but society's laws and conventions opposed him and Sheppard was surely far out of his reach. Not to mention the complication of his mysterious abductor...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 49722; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Apr 2007; Published: 01 Apr 2007
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
07 Apr 2007
This is a great story, and quite well written. I came on today just to see if you'd updated since I'd been here last. Keep them coming, please.

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad you think so. The story is complete, and should all be up here soon.
Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Summary: Rodney is visited by spirits at Christmastime, but their intent is a bit more malevolent than Ebenezer Scrooge's ghosts or George Bailey's angel ...

Updated: 01 Jan 2008; Published: 01 Jan 2008
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
03 Apr 2008
Oh, this was great! And I went to check out the song/vid and it's awesome!

The "attaboy, Clarence" at the end of this story is perfect. I can actually see that and isn't that all shades of the creepy.

"Fire bad, Tree pretty" is probably the biggest thing I took away from Buffy, especially the spaced out look she ha when she says it! Then there's "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he says please. And, afterwards, I get a cookie." I could here John mumbling it...

Anyway, I also really really like the title. It's a great play on words.

Great story!
Chapter 5: Epilogue: For Whom the Christmas Bells Toll

Summary: Timeline/Spoilers: Takes place during 402—Lifeline.

Summary: John/Rodney. The power goes out and Atlantis is drifting through space.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. ~Douglas Adams

Categories: Bitextual
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge, Episode Related, First Time, Humour, Team
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 16417; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Jan 2008; Published: 27 Jan 2008
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
04 Apr 2008
Wow. I wasn't sure where this was going. It seemed a bit like a crackfic until Rodney voiced that thought that everyone was acting strangely. The potatoes were great. Glow in the dark potatoes... only in the Pegasus Galaxy.

The dialog was perfect.... as was the sex >snicker< sorry >cough cough

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it. I know it was bordering on crackfic, but I\'m glad it managed to pull back from the edge a little and give you a decent story. Thanks for the comment!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: "You stole all the good stuff from WoW, didn't you?"

"Shut up and play, Sheppard."


Categories: Bitextual, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1466; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Feb 2008; Published: 13 Feb 2008
Reviewer: Emely Raines (Signed)
02 Apr 2008
Oh My God, I love you!

Author's Response: *laughs* Good to know, thanks!
Chapter 1: 1/1