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Penname: lavvyan [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 07 Nov 2005
Membership status: Member
Basics: German. Born November 27th, 1978. Fav. colour is blue, fav. food is anything pasta-ish, blood type is 0 positive, I have two cats, and anything else you don't want to know, you can just ask me. ;)

My life is dull. Really. If there wasn't Stargate, I'd just sit in my corner with a blanket over my head.
Beta-reader: No
Series by lavvyan
Summary: In the year 10073 After the Exodus, humans are the dominant race on Earth. The remaining descendants of the Lanteans are kept as pets, carefully bred to keep the gene alive that is needed to operate their ancestors' machines, their beautiful cities. Once a pet is fully mature, he or she is assigned to an owner; a person they are programmed to love and obey until they die.

Open: Closed
Summary: Rodney McKay is a maligned scientist, kicked out of his cushy post at a leading university. When no other school will hire him, he falls back on his high school hobby--inventing simple items to help around the house. The problem is, his abrasive personality makes selling his brilliant inventions hard. Enter John Sheppard, king of late night infomercials. John's sure his good looks and charm can help sell Rodney's products, but first they'll have to sell John to Rodney...

Open: Closed
Summary: John and Rodney learn the shape of silence.

Open: Closed
Summary: (Taken from the original story post in Lavvyan's Live Journal.)

If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:

There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".

Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.

Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"

Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.

Which naturally leads to this:



Parent Series: None
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Challenges: None
Open: Closed