Real name: Member Since: 07 Nov 2005
Membership status: Member
My life is dull. Really. If there wasn't Stargate, I'd just sit in my corner with a blanket over my head.
If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:
There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".
Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.
Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"
Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.
Which naturally leads to this: