Summary: Jack dropped the file on the table top and scratched the back of his head. "If we were still sending people to the moon, that might be his next stop, except I think there was a rule about bringing those guys back."
Summary: Mensa AU. In which Teyla may be plotting something, Keller may be delusional, Ronon may be cheating and John may in fact be the girl. No pudding cups or Marines were injured in the production of this fanfic.
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