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Penname: Teaphile [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 19 Apr 2005
Membership status: Member
Stories by Teaphile

Summary: Really, Rodney should know better than to open his mouth in front of Ronon. Written for the sga_flashfic Harlequin challenge.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1892; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Apr 2008; Published: 16 Oct 2005

Summary: "We're the refugees this time, John." Elizabeth sat down, narrowing her eyes at him. "Better get used to it."

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drama, First Time, Team
Warnings: Adult themes, Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 33835; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Oct 2007; Published: 10 Oct 2007

Summary: "Because you're going to another galaxy next week," Jeannie said. "You're the very definition of 'no strings attached'."

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Other
Genres: First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Blue Lake and Rocky Shore Series

Word count: 1931; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Aug 2007; Published: 12 Aug 2007

Summary: She smiled, and it occurred to Rodney what an utterly romantic and stupidly impossible situation they'd be in. But it was Teyla and she'd forgive him just about anything.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Blue Lake and Rocky Shore Series

Word count: 6303; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 May 2007; Published: 29 May 2007

Summary: Rodney remembered this, too, how Jeannie pulled away from people, physically and emotionally, when she was hurting.

Written for the Fifth A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Challenge. See the picture prompt.

Categories: General
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Blue Lake and Rocky Shore Series

Word count: 1029; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 May 2007; Published: 02 Mar 2007

Summary: Until today he couldn't have told you what colour her eyes were, let alone how many lines appeared at the corners when she laughed.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11932; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Apr 2007; Published: 21 Apr 2006
Tent by Teaphile [NC-17]
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: A light flared ahead, and John could see the tent, two shadows moving inside. One shadow obscured the other. Someone gasped. Written for the Porn Battle prompt John/Rodney/Teyla + tent. John watches.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 782; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Mar 2007; Published: 02 Mar 2007
Interlude by Teaphile [NC-17]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: It was damn hard to vamp in combat boots, but she managed. Laura Cadman/Daniel Jackson smut. Set during The Return Part One. Written for the oddball_sga crossover challenge. Many thanks to Shaggirl.

Categories: Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson, Other
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2050; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Mar 2007; Published: 02 Mar 2007

Summary: Rodney/Daniel. In Antarctica, Daniel lends his fleece to this guy who looks cold.

Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6705; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Dec 2006; Published: 12 Dec 2006

Summary: This was not art. This was desperation. Written for the sga_flashfic Body Modification Challenge.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 867; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Dec 2006; Published: 12 Dec 2006

Summary: "John winced on Radek's behalf. Tinola was so sour that Elizabeth had quickly decided against trading for it whole scale. Radek should, by the second bite, be spitting it out. He was holding his mouth a little funny, but otherwise didn't react. John was awestricken." Written for the oddball_sga Create Your Own Challenge, John/Radek/Sour. Link

Categories: Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Zelenka
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1701; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Nov 2006; Published: 13 Nov 2006
Solutions by Teaphile [NC-17]
[Reviews - 18]

Summary: The Wraith are gone, almost everybody is okay, the city is in tip-top condition, Rodney can't sleep and Carson's a big meanie who won't drug him. John has a plan. Written for the Cuff 'Em, Vamp 'Em, or Just Make 'Em Come Already Kink and Cliche Multi-Fandom Challenge. Beta by Tafkar.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9534; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2006; Published: 23 May 2005

Summary: Sheppard's oblivious to the effect he has on others....

Categories: Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 939; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2006; Published: 03 Oct 2006

Summary: Written for the sga_flashfic Mission Report challenge

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 325; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2006; Published: 03 Oct 2006

Summary: Skippy's List, 102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are 'casualties of war'.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1093; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2006; Published: 03 Oct 2006

Summary: Radek knew he'd pay for what he'd done. Written for the Seven Deadly Sins challenge at sga_flashfic. Greed. Takes place before Critical Mass.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 315; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2006; Published: 03 Oct 2006
Direct by Teaphile [R]
[Reviews - 16]

Summary: It was always best to know your teammates well, for trust was built on knowledge and knowledge only came from direct exposure.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Ronon Dex
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3325; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Apr 2006; Published: 11 Apr 2006

Summary: Laura had never expected this. Of all the ways a mission could go wrong, this was definitely the strangest.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Pre-relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 543; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Mar 2006; Published: 15 Mar 2006
Hobby by Teaphile [G]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: It didn't matter what Kate did with them, since they weren't really food anyway. Written for the sga_flashfic Buildings and Food challenge.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other, Ronon Dex
Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 710; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Nov 2005; Published: 04 Nov 2005

Summary: John heard his radio click, but no voice greeted him. Written for the sga_flashfic voyeurism challenge.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1221; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 May 2005; Published: 16 May 2005