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Stories by Never
Summary: A theatrical trailer for the new movie Among the Stars. Sheppard/McKay and Bodie/Doyle (The Professionals)
Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 493; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 493; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Apr 2007; Published: 25 Apr 2007
To the Fairest... by Never [PG-13]
Summary: There is an upset on Mt. Olympus: three of the gods are arguing over who is the fairest among them. Jack, the King of the gods, doesn't want to make the choice, so he finds someone else to do the deed. Sheppard/Dex, Carson/Rodney, and Jack/Daniel
Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Carson Beckett
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1942; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1942; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Mar 2007; Published: 25 Mar 2007
Johnny Puddlejumper by Never [PG]
Summary: Wraith are on their way to Rodney's homeworld, but one man is determined to save Rodney from being eaten... if the snarky scientist will just let him. For sga_flashfic's folklore challenge
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 883; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 883; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Feb 2007; Published: 07 Feb 2007
Written in the Stars by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Rodney never believed in fortune telling... until he met John. Stargate AU.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 15 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 11150; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 15 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 11150; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jan 2007; Published: 05 Nov 2006
Summary: "...Thanks, Ronon. They look like...balls."
Categories: Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 517; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 517; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Dec 2006; Published: 17 Dec 2006
The Adventures of the Giant and Little Shep by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Space pilot Sheppard gets captured by slavers.
Categories: Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 681; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 681; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Dec 2006; Published: 17 Dec 2006
The Incredible... by Never [PG-13]
Summary: John's been keeping a secret, and Rodney just found out. Total crack. Spoilers for 'Tao of Rodney' and 'Epiphany'
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 558; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 558; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Dec 2006; Published: 15 Dec 2006
Singing in the Lab by Never [PG]
Summary: Okay, so the first time it happened, McKay might have been a little cruel, but really, the guy deserved it.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 921; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 921; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Dec 2006; Published: 05 Dec 2006
A Strategic Defense by Never [PG-13]
Summary: It tasted of rage, confusion, and the beginning of an obsession. Quite possibly the first Dex/Ladon EVER! Rough foreplay. Spoilers for 'Common Ground'
Categories: Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Other
Characters: Other, Ronon Dex
Genres: Drama, Episode Related
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 467; Completed: Yes
Characters: Other, Ronon Dex
Genres: Drama, Episode Related
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 467; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Nov 2006; Published: 26 Nov 2006
Intervention by Never [NC-17]
Summary: Sheppard finds out that McKay and Dex are both virgins, so what else is a caring team commander to do to help out his subordinates?
Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Challenge, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1206; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Challenge, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1206; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Nov 2006; Published: 15 May 2006
Summary: Someone's trespassing on Shep's territory. Be warned, Shep's a little rough.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Pre-relationship
Warnings: Non-consensual
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1037; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Pre-relationship
Warnings: Non-consensual
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1037; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Nov 2006; Published: 14 Nov 2006
A McDex Bonding Fic by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Ronon's real reasons for his actions in Runner. This is a Sentinel bonding fic. Thanks to Arnie and Moonmip.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Ronon Dex
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Episode Related, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 11 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 7179; Completed: Yes
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Episode Related, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 11 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 7179; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Nov 2006; Published: 16 Sep 2006
Matchmaker by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Now that John has snagged Rodney, he decides to help Lorne find that special someone. McShep and Lorne/everyone. Sequel to 'Intersections'
Categories: Bitextual
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4793; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4793; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Oct 2006; Published: 13 Oct 2006
Costume Contest by Never [PG-13]
Summary: John really wants to win the costume contest.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 311; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 311; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Oct 2006; Published: 20 Oct 2006
Intersections by Never [PG-13]
Summary: John and Rodney keep crossing paths.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 8 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4458; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 8 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4458; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Oct 2006; Published: 16 May 2006
That Touch of Snark by Never [PG-13]
Summary: All it took was a mud puddle to bring John and Rodney together. My interpretation of 'That Touch of Mink'.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1471; Completed: No
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1471; Completed: No
Updated: 01 Oct 2006; Published: 11 Sep 2006
The Prince and the Ego by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Rodney's lab is about to be destroyed according to the Lord Regent's law, so he journeys across the kingdom to present his case to the one person who can help - Prince John. John/Rodney and Lorne/Dex. Crack!
Categories: Slash Pairings > Multiple relationships
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2691; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2691; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Sep 2006; Published: 14 Aug 2006
A Day in the West by Never [PG-13]
Summary: Sheppard and his team go to a world that looks remarkably like the Old West, and protecting this world is a group of hired guns. SGA/Magnificent Seven cross-over. Talk of character death.
Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 884; Completed: No
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 884; Completed: No
Updated: 23 Jun 2006; Published: 18 Jun 2006
Fortune Cookies by Never [R]
Summary: Sheppard has everyone play the fortune cookie game. Lorne/Parrish and Sheppard/McKay
Categories: Slash Pairings > Multiple relationships
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 651; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 651; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Jun 2006; Published: 20 Jun 2006
Power Placement on Crack by Never [PG-13]
Summary: The kids of Atlantis are going through power placement to determine if they will be heroes or sidekicks. Sky High/SGA/SG-1 crossover. Jack/Daniel, Jack/Lorne, John/everyone. Also a shout-out to Monty Python. Comical character attack.
Categories: Crossovers > Threesomes, Moresomes or Bitextual
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 673; Completed: Yes
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 673; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Jun 2006; Published: 16 Jun 2006