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Penname: Davechicken [Contact]
Real name: Em Member Since: 20 Jan 2005
Membership status: Member
Davechicken, AFKA Skip, AKA Em, AKA... oh, just shout.

Lover of the shades of grey, 'unsympathetic' characters, snark, moral ambiguity and long words.

Ex-student, occasional ficcer (like an occasional table, except even more useless), literature lover, linguist, historian, philosopher and practitioner of the great art of bluff.

Has been known to make music vids, put characters in drag, whump or otherwise abuse them. This does not mean she loves them any less.

Far more sociable than any misanthropist has a right to be. Also doesn't know what else there is to know about her.

It's all in the website, or the LJ anyway ;)

Please don't mention the 's' word ('sequel') because people only get hurt, and we don't want that now, do we?

Thought not.
Stories by Davechicken

Summary: For kyrdwin, and the Czech Is In The Male 'Thing-a-Thon'.
Three little words: rain, hockey, rings.
One thing you would like, in three words or less:
Happy ending.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Zelenka
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1761; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Jan 2008; Published: 20 Jan 2008

Summary: Written as a pinch hit for the Weir/Zelenka Thing-A-Thon linaerys. The prompts were: perspicacity, jealousy, screwdriver and Radek in charge.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1279; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Aug 2006; Published: 29 Aug 2006

Summary: For spubba as part of the Weir/Zelenka Thing-a-Thon. Prompt words: Thing of beauty. One thing you would like, in three words or less: Wistful. Spoilers to 'Intruder'.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Character Study, Episode Related, Friendship, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1535; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jul 2006; Published: 15 Jul 2006

Summary: Set at the start of season two. Rodney has caffeine again.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1269; Completed: No
Updated: 24 Jun 2006; Published: 24 Jun 2006
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1527; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 May 2006; Published: 06 May 2006

Summary: Ronon never talks. Rodney always does. For noorie. Kindly beta'd by Alyse. And yes, the title is a bad pun, but a fitting one, too.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Ronon Dex
Characters: Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Friendship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 950; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Apr 2006; Published: 06 Apr 2006
Rent by Davechicken [PG-13]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: The simple things are usually the most powerful. That does not, however, make them preferable.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1133; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Mar 2006; Published: 29 Mar 2006

Summary: He remembers meeting Rodney for the first time... For Alyse.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1653; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Feb 2006; Published: 18 Feb 2006

Summary: They stand beside the bed, hands pushing and pulling at clothing in a way that isn't entirely economical, but the frequent bashing of hand into hand as they drag clothing off has always felt more natural, more... fluid.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Kolya/McKay
Characters: Acastus Kolya, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1688; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Feb 2006; Published: 07 Feb 2006

Summary: Love is something invented for the masses to glorify reproduction and survival of the species. Pack mentality and protection of the young. Rodney knows this. Knows there is no such thing as love at first sight - that there are only pheromones and phenotypes and complimentary personalities - and when Kolya is gone again, that is all this will be.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Kolya/McKay
Characters: Acastus Kolya, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1424; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Jan 2006; Published: 26 Jan 2006

Summary: Hold me, she says. He does. For Alyse.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Character Study, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 857; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Jan 2006; Published: 09 Jan 2006
C:/Diary by Davechicken [PG-13]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Far from home, Rodney takes notes.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1046; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Jan 2006; Published: 09 Jan 2006

Summary: Missing scene from Brotherhood. Rodney is always talking. Kolya makes him stop.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Kolya/McKay
Characters: Acastus Kolya, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1603; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Jan 2006; Published: 09 Jan 2006

Summary: Challenge: Immortality

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 960; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Oct 2005; Published: 23 Oct 2005
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: Set immediately post Seige III. John has something to say. For Winterhart.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 658; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jul 2005; Published: 30 Jul 2005

Summary: Elizabeth. Raindrops. For elvinborn. Spoilers up til 'Intruder'

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study, Episode Related, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 303; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jul 2005; Published: 30 Jul 2005

Summary: Elizabeth notices. Written for manlpudl

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 746; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Jul 2005; Published: 29 Jul 2005

Summary: All times of great conflict are artistically rich. The Statesman has often been the Poet.

For Robert Davi, who wanted an 'evildoer with poetry'.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Kolya/McKay
Characters: Acastus Kolya, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1035; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Jul 2005; Published: 27 Jul 2005

Summary: John is easily distracted.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 763; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Jun 2005; Published: 19 Jun 2005

Summary: SEIGE II TAG. There's only so much pain you can feel.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship
Warnings: Adult themes, Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1072; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 May 2005; Published: 24 May 2005