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Penname: Irony_rocks [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 08 Apr 2006
Membership status: Member
Nominated for Nine Fics



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Stories by Irony_rocks

Summary: She slept with him the first time three weeks ago. He slept with her the first time six months ago. There's an explanation behind that contradiction. (Sequel to Folie Deux.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, Episode Related
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3487; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Sep 2007; Published: 17 Sep 2007

Summary: Teyla always hated showing vulnerability. Worse yet, she was stubborn enough about it to always see this as a strength. (Teyla/Lorne)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Teyla Emmagan/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2903; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Sep 2007; Published: 16 Sep 2007

Summary: "Don't answer it, Elizabeth," John repeated, nipping at earlobe as he spoke huskily. It was precisely that maneuver that had landed them in her bedroom during the middle of the work day. "It can wait until after lunch."

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Almost Series

Word count: 836; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Sep 2007; Published: 16 Sep 2007
Firefight by Irony_rocks [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: She brushed away the long-stemmed bushes as she trailed John, the oppressive heat of the locale suffocating and claustraphobic as they worked their way down the slope and through the dense forestry. Her eyes were singularly focused on the gun in her hands, though, on the awkwardness of its' feel as she held it.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1715; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Aug 2007; Published: 31 Aug 2007
Exposure by Irony_rocks [NC-17]
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: It couldn't have been more than a couple of days since they shared a bed, but Elizabeth was getting sick and tired of this charade of friendship and professionalism. Not just in front of strangers, but even friends. It was getting exhausting.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2305; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Aug 2007; Published: 31 Aug 2007
A Good Man by Irony_rocks [NC-17]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: There was no fight over authority. She just wanted what Cameron wanted: their people back, safe and sound. Cameron/Weir

Categories: Crossovers > Ship Pairings, Ship Pairings > Weir/Other
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult themes, Character death
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 22174; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Jul 2007; Published: 29 Jun 2007

Summary: The three of them, together, don't make sense here. Nothing does. It isn't like Atlantis, and the same rules - or disregards for them and other taboos - don't apply. (Return Part 1 spoilers)

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5611; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Apr 2007; Published: 20 Apr 2007

Summary: Elizabeth was still painfully aware that, come morning, their triad would diminish to only herself. That thought drove her through the rest of the night, eagerly clinging to Lorne and John in her bed. (Winner for Best Threesome Other SGA Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8618; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Apr 2007; Published: 17 Apr 2007

Summary: Elizabeth reiterated to herself that John Sheppard was a bastard, a complete and utter bastard that had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Almost Series

Word count: 1972; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Mar 2007; Published: 15 Mar 2007

Summary: Five Alternate Universes Where John and Elizabeth Meet. (Nominated for Best Sheppard/Weir Pre-ship/UST Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4102; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Mar 2007; Published: 05 Mar 2007

Summary: She didn't want to think about it too much, couldn't afford her mind to be preoccupied by this on top of everything else today, but there was no avoiding it now. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir PWP/Kink Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3628; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Mar 2007; Published: 04 Mar 2007
Genesis by Irony_rocks [PG-13]
[Reviews - 22]

Summary: John Sheppard may have been LAPD once upon a time, but he'd been a homicide detective, not an undercover cop. The two criminals, Teyla Emmagan and Ronon Dex, were as likely to spit on Elizabeth as support her. And then there was Rodney McKay, who defied categorization altogether. She knew how this job looked to outsiders, but Hammond had given the go-ahead and Elizabeth was going to make it work.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Steven Caldwell, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Team
Warnings: None
Challenges: ATA-Men
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 34934; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Mar 2007; Published: 11 Dec 2006

Summary: 1.) Five military men that Elizabeth Weir should never have slept with. 2.) Five "Brainy" Guys Elizabeth Could Have Loved. (Winner for Best Elizabeth Weir/Other Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Multiple relationships
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Ronon Dex
Genres: Challenge, Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2027; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2007; Published: 31 Oct 2006
Restless by Irony_rocks [NC-17]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: It's five o'clock in the morning, and Elizabeth is wide awake. (Nominated for Best Sheppard/Weir Romantic Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4316; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Dec 2006; Published: 30 Nov 2006

Summary: As it was, he was left with the dubious implications of having imaginary sex with a woman he was pretty sure he was falling heavily for. Only in his life, would this type of shit happen. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Episode-Related Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Episode Related, Hurt Comfort, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6939; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Nov 2006; Published: 02 Nov 2006

Summary: Written for The Stargate Team Ficathon on LJ. Aiden Ford returns home.

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Team
Warnings: None
Challenges: Why Ford?
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2932; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Oct 2006; Published: 11 Oct 2006

Summary: During "Before I Sleep", the alternative version of John Sheppard lived as well. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Drama Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Episode Related, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes, Character death
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 82251; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Oct 2006; Published: 21 Aug 2006

Summary: Part of the WildWest_Lantis universe. It was suppose to be a brief acquaintance that lasted the length it would take him to escort her to the outskirts of town. It ended up turning into a life and death situation, and along the way, John Sheppard discovered something he never realized he was missing.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Angst, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 13276; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Jul 2006; Published: 18 Jul 2006

Summary: Faced with the horrific death of one of her best friends, Elizabeth is given the opportunity to weave through time in order to stop it. Problems abound when she realizes that time isn't as straightforward as she would like it to be, and this gift isn't as genuine as it would seem. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Angst Fic for the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Team
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 16001; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Jul 2006; Published: 07 Jul 2006
Contagion by Irony_rocks [PG-13]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: When Atlantis is infected with another contagion that's quickly killing off people and threatening the complete destruction of Atlantis, Teyla and Elizabeth are quarantined together in a small room and must deal with weighty decisions of life and death for their people. (Written for the Teyla Ficathon on LJ.)

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drama, Friendship
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6476; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jun 2006; Published: 24 Jun 2006