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Penname: alyse [Contact]
Real name: Alyse Member Since: 04 Nov 2004
Membership status: Administrator
Admin. Insane. Will code for chocolate. Or porn. Or even porn involving chocolate (and McKay and Sheppard, but that goes without saying). Has been known to write het, but the tablets appear to be working. Longs for well written threesome fics, but appears to be eternally doomed to disappointment.

Most frequently seen in the company of Munchkinott, which is actually rather worrying when you think about it.
Stories by alyse

Summary: John, a jumper and an active imagination.

Spoilers: Set in Season 1

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1032; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Jun 2008; Published: 22 Jun 2008
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie...

...that's amore.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Zelenka
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3693; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Jan 2008; Published: 25 Jan 2008

Summary: On Atlantis, 'eccentric' is contagious. In fact it's enough to drive even the strongest man to the brink of naked rain dancing.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Zelenka
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3226; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Jan 2008; Published: 25 Jan 2008
Equilibrium by alyse [NC-17]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: She had her team – what was left of them – and what was left of them would be enough. Teyla/Rodney/John.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drama, Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 16973; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Feb 2007; Published: 27 Feb 2007
Two Guys by alyse [R]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: So, two guys walk into a bar...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, First Time, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8750; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Jan 2007; Published: 11 Jan 2007
Roses Red by alyse [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Teyla and Rodney, sitting in a... tree?

Mostly gen, but with hints of Teyla/John if you squint hard enough.

Categories: General, Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3823; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Jan 2007; Published: 11 Jan 2007

Summary: Rewriting the laws of physics, one step at a time.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Challenge, Friendship, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1532; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2006; Published: 18 Jul 2006
Spindrift by alyse [PG]
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: There was a beauty in the silver of the sky, shot through as it was with watery sunlight.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Challenge, Friendship, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2444; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jul 2006; Published: 15 Jul 2006
Synaesthesia by alyse [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: When he sleeps, he hears them in his dreams; skittering and chittering, just below the surface.

Mostly gen but with overtones of a John/Rodney/Teyla pre-relationship.

Categories: General, Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Friendship, Pre-relationship, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11817; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 May 2006; Published: 14 May 2006

Summary: There's always a boom tomorrow.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1025; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Mar 2006; Published: 12 Mar 2006
Sixty-Eight by alyse [NC-17]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: They have, by Rodney's calculations (and Rodney's calculations are never wrong), had sex sixty-eight times.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5097; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Mar 2006; Published: 12 Mar 2006
Seachange by alyse [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Atlantis is always cold.

Hints of McKay/Sheppard/Weir

Categories: General, Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Challenge, Character Study, Episode Related, Friendship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6842; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2006; Published: 05 Jan 2006
End of Days by alyse [PG-13]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: A box of childish treasures in a room of dreams gone awry.



Categories: General
Characters: Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Angst, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1092; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Sep 2005; Published: 24 Sep 2005

Summary: In every base that Michael Bates has ever been stationed, there's always been a 'go to guy'. Pairing: Bates/Zelenka

Categories: Slash Pairings > Zelenka/other
Characters: Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Friendship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7024; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 May 2005; Published: 11 May 2005
Triptych by alyse [NC-17]
[Reviews - 14]

Summary: Romance is a luxury; the time to consider things and weigh them up more so. McKay/Sheppard/Weir.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Angst, First Time, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2032; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 May 2005; Published: 07 May 2005

Summary: As contrary as humanly possible.

Sam Carter/Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/John Sheppard.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Bitextual, Ship Pairings > Carter/McKay
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Character Study, Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1164; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Jan 2005; Published: 22 Jan 2005

Summary: Sam/McKay drabble. SG-1 crossover.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Carter/McKay, Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Drabble, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 105; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2004; Published: 11 Nov 2004
Citrus by alyse [PG-13]
[Reviews - 0]

Summary: Sam/McKay drabble. SG-1 crossover.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Carter/McKay, Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 107; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2004; Published: 11 Nov 2004
Sparkage by alyse [G]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Sam/McKay drabble. SG-1 Crossover.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Carter/McKay, Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 105; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2004; Published: 11 Nov 2004
Heels by alyse [NC-17]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Sam has a pair of fuck me shoes and she's not afraid to use them. Sam/McKay SG-1 crossover, (with a hint of implied Jack/Daniel)

Spoilers/Warnings: None, but while McKay is around so is Daniel. Not sure if this makes it late Season 5, early Season 7 or AU.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Carter/McKay, Crossovers > Ship Pairings
Characters: Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1545; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2004; Published: 11 Nov 2004