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Penname: Ismene [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 08 Jun 2006
Membership status: Member
I'm utterly and completely boring. No, seriously, my personal life is irrelevant. That's why I write fiction.
Stories by Ismene

Summary: The 2007 Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded to Albert Fert and Peter Grunberg. McKay is not happy. Zelenka doesn't mind.

Categories: General
Characters: Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 771; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Apr 2008; Published: 12 Apr 2008
Ache by Ismene [NC-17]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: John + Rodney = blowjob. John's knees + the floor = ow.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1423; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Oct 2007; Published: 05 Oct 2007
At Least by Ismene [PG]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: So in the fifth year of the expedition, which isn't even technically an expedition anymore since Elizabeth wrote a Declaration of Independence, which Sheppard will never, ever stop finding absolutely hilarious, Sheppard's still following the guidelines.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 435; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Sep 2007; Published: 21 Mar 2007

Summary: John doesn't go inside until his teeth are chattering, until he's so cold he can't remember the heat of a body pressed close in his arms, what blood feels like on his skin.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: Adult themes, Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1063; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Sep 2007; Published: 04 Sep 2007

Summary: Elizabeth never tells anyone what specific IOA proposal made her finally pull the file folder out of its locked drawer and begin the process of secession; she doesn't say, under questions from John or Rodney or Radek or the President or CNN, after declassification, why it is that she chose Earth September 2009 to finally declare Atlantis' independence.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 661; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Aug 2007; Published: 29 Aug 2007

Summary: There's a layer of softness over John's stomach, lines around his eyes, silver dusted at his temples. A future drabble.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 107; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Aug 2007; Published: 29 Aug 2007

Summary: He hadn't thought a threat to his life was worth murder, then.

Categories: Bitextual, Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 606; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 May 2007; Published: 13 Dec 2006

Summary: John, Rodney, D/s. PWP to the utmost degree.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1496; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 May 2007; Published: 07 May 2007

Summary: It turns out there are other advantages to Operation Midlife Crisis; namely, John can cockblock without having to be sneaky about it. Set in my colony!Atlantis universe.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5697; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Apr 2007; Published: 30 Apr 2007

Summary: It starts a pattern - every time Rodney's sleep-deprived or drugged or out of his mind, he has sex with Sheppard.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2541; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Apr 2007; Published: 24 Apr 2007
Slightly Acidic by Ismene [NC-17]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Set during "The Game" but with no spoilers for that episode besides this: John eats an orange for breakfast. Rodney is not pleased.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, Episode Related, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1703; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Mar 2007; Published: 22 Mar 2007
Tempo by Ismene [NC-17]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: John and Rodney in snapshots. Also a writing exercise in second person.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1148; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Aug 2006; Published: 25 Aug 2006
Phobia by Ismene [R]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: "So when were you going to tell me about this phobia of yours?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1700; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Aug 2006; Published: 16 Aug 2006
Hurt by Ismene [NC-17]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Rodney forgets, sometimes, that John isn't just a man who purrs when Rodney plays with his ridiculous hair; Sheppard is also a military commander whose morals are decidedly subjective.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 831; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Aug 2006; Published: 16 Aug 2006

Summary: "Isn't it supposed to be romantic, that I'd do anything for you?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 553; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Aug 2006; Published: 16 Aug 2006

Summary: "I'm asking you to trust me." A Trinity tag, because that episode won't go away.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 716; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Aug 2006; Published: 16 Aug 2006
Cheat by Ismene [PG-13]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Rodney and Sheppard start off playing Carter the way they did Norina, but Samantha Carter has been a pawn before, and has a tendency to sneak behind enemy lines until she can emerge a queen.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1804; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2006; Published: 17 Jul 2006
Absurdity by Ismene [PG]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Sometimes the irrational just has to be accepted. Sometimes it's all you have.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 512; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jun 2006; Published: 30 Jun 2006

Summary: Sheppard's unique. Is anyone surprised?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 713; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jun 2006; Published: 30 Jun 2006

Summary: "Talking much about oneself can also be a means of concealing oneself." - Friedrich Nietzsche, 1886

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 520; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Jun 2006; Published: 28 Jun 2006