Summary: "I always thought McKay was a pain in the ass because he liked being a pain in the ass," Ronon said thoughtfully. "That's a good enough reason, isn't it?
Summary: "Oh, no. They're great. I love that all of my clothes are going to smell like Mountain Rain now. Really. Especially since I seem to be allergic to the type of rain that falls from mountains."
Summary: "I don't get it. You have an entire city that loves you--and I mean loves you. It wants you to be happy and healthy and have whatever you want. And how is this bad, exactly?"
Summary: “Welcome back, congratulations on not dying. Do you have to come back from every planet a walking soil sample?” 2,264 words.
Thank you to cincodemaygirl and vegetariansushi, the best betas/demanders-of-fic ever.