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Penname: StarSkimmer [Contact]
Real name: Joanne Member Since: 23 Aug 2006
Membership status: Member
Hey, I'm a fifteen-year-old high school sophomore, (Canadian - just like Rodney! But otherwise, there are NO other similarities...except maybe the genius part...) livin' in the U.S. and loving it. Let's see, I'm a homeschooler. I'm obsessed with: playing the cello, making jewelry, getting straight A's, cuddling my rabbit, and watching Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis.
When I started writing fanfic, I felt sooo dumb. Couldn't believe that I'd become such a 'gatehead' (no offense, fellow gateheads) that I'd actually WRITE about the show. Oh well. So far I've only got three stories up, but I'm working on five more.
Note: I am a Shweir person, and proud of it. But for Sheyla people, I come in peace. My stories actually aren't very Shweiry, just because I really don't do romance. Oh, I'm also a Royla person. Well they go so well together!

Fav Quote:
Elizabeth (to Sheppard after being beamed aboard): Are you all right?
Sheppard: Two arms, ten fingers... I'll check the rest later.

Stories by StarSkimmer

Summary: Elizabeth and Rodney find Sheppard's hair gel, and decide to play a few tricks on him - but their plans backfire. Humor, no slash or ship.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3846; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Nov 2006; Published: 03 Nov 2006

Summary: Title says it all. What would happen if SG-1 was forced to move permanently to Atlantis? Parody.

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1016; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Sep 2006; Published: 13 Sep 2006

Summary: "I cannot believe I'm lost in the middle of a forest with a gash across my head all because of a FRICKEN FIVE YEAR OLD!!!" Mild Rodney whump. Some language, not that strong (despite the summary.) Okay, the title sucks, but I couldn't think of anything better.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8715; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Aug 2006; Published: 23 Aug 2006