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Stories by ForCryinOutLoud
The Cat Whisperer by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: "That bed spread is hideous. If you're worrying about Squeaker's (that poor, poor cat) fur ruining your quilt, don't; there's nothing left to ruin."
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Ship Pairings > Other Pairings
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 7752; Completed: No
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 7752; Completed: No
Updated: 10 Aug 2010; Published: 01 Nov 2009
Give and Take by ForCryinOutLoud [NC-17]
Summary: "Today," John said with a smirk, "is the day we're having supper with my brother and his family."
Rodney's eyes widened. It couldn't be. "We were just there," he whined.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Suddenly You're Mine
Word count: 1209; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Suddenly You're Mine
Word count: 1209; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 May 2010; Published: 21 May 2010
Infidelity by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: He'd been stupid and that was unforgivable. (See story notes for warning)
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 551; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 551; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Apr 2010; Published: 02 Apr 2010
Tu Quoque by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: Twelve days and thirteen hours ago Rodney had blown up five sixths of a solar system.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1842; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1842; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Mar 2010; Published: 31 Mar 2010
Committed by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: "He's going to kill you, you know?"
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 924; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 924; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Mar 2010; Published: 29 Mar 2010
War Games by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: "Maybe Doctor McKay can find a way to get us out of here."
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 800; Completed: Yes
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 800; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Mar 2010; Published: 29 Mar 2010
Cat by ForCryinOutLoud [PG]
Summary: "Aren't you supposed to be more sympathetic?"
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 137; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 137; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Mar 2010; Published: 28 Mar 2010
Law Without Order by ForCryinOutLoud [PG]
Summary: "We need to go over your testimony."
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 368; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 368; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Mar 2010; Published: 28 Mar 2010
Welcome to the Family by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: "Stop fidgeting!" Rod snapped, slapping a hand over John's bouncing knee. "You're making me nervous." (Mensa!AU)
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Richard Woolsey
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 441; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Richard Woolsey
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 441; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Mar 2010; Published: 28 Mar 2010
Learning Curve by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: And the damn thing was, he never learned.
Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 451; Completed: Yes
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 451; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Mar 2010; Published: 28 Mar 2010
Rewards by ForCryinOutLoud [NC-17]
Summary: Then Rodney is pushing away, panting hard and saying, "Wait, wait, we can't..." (Crossover with Supernatural Rodney/Dean)
Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 3407; Completed: Yes
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 3407; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Jan 2010; Published: 18 Sep 2008
Complicated Symphony by ForCryinOutLoud [NC-17]
Summary: John Sheppard was quite happy as he was, the last thing he was looking to do was settle down with anyone.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 16 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 24676; Completed: No
Characters: Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 16 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 24676; Completed: No
Updated: 24 Dec 2009; Published: 22 Jul 2006
After The Fall by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: "But, I'm sure you can do it, if you really wanna try."
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 19875; Completed: Yes
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 19875; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Dec 2009; Published: 05 Dec 2009
Jingle Wings by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: I selflessly helped a poor struggling elf to earn his over-sized jingle shoes and found the spirit of Christmas all while getting laid.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 5644; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 5644; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Sep 2009; Published: 06 Sep 2009
Summary: "I don't know where the two of you got the idea that I needed help with my love life but I really wish you'd leave it to me."
Categories: Ship Pairings > Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 11 [Table of Contents]
Series: Suddenly You're Mine
Word count: 15029; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 11 [Table of Contents]
Series: Suddenly You're Mine
Word count: 15029; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Aug 2009; Published: 30 Aug 2008
Summary: He was sure he'd sent a memo out to the entire base that this stuff was now considered illegal.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 528; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 528; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Jul 2009; Published: 25 Jul 2009
Prolegomenon by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: "I expect free medical treatment if this ends like the last blind date you forced me to go on."
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4088; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4088; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Mar 2009; Published: 21 Mar 2006
What You've Lost by ForCryinOutLoud [R]
Summary: It didn't take long to hack into Carson's files; Rodney had taught him a few tricks.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4174; Completed: No
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 4174; Completed: No
Updated: 18 Mar 2009; Published: 22 Aug 2008
Mitigating Circumstances by ForCryinOutLoud [PG-13]
Summary: When asked later, Major Lorne said it must have been the alien plants...or something. [Lorne/Parrish]
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 409; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 409; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Feb 2009; Published: 17 Feb 2007
Crimson Dreams by ForCryinOutLoud [NC-17]
Summary: It was the drugs the natives had slipped into their drinks that had made them do it.
Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 8021; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 8021; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Nov 2008; Published: 28 Nov 2008