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Penname: Cynical [Contact]
Real name: Elmo Member Since: 16 Nov 2004
Membership status: Member
Okee... let's give this another go.

I haven't seen season 5 yet, but I hear there's some things that need fixing.
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Stories by Cynical
String Theory by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rodney learns to knit, and learns that he has more in common with a few of his friends than he had guessed.

Categories: Bitextual
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 685; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Jan 2008; Published: 29 Jan 2008
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The Near Miss Saga by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: In which... they -don't-. A lot.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6768; Completed: No
Updated: 29 Jan 2008; Published: 28 Jan 2008
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Glowing of the Shrew by Ellex, Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 17]

Summary: She's back! Chaya wants a lot more from Sheppard and McKay than they're willing to give, but how can they convince her to leave them alone? Season 1, post 'Sanctuary'.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time, Humour, Romance, Series
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 27886; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 May 2007; Published: 19 Sep 2006
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The Tango Rodney by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Rodney has a melt down, and Elizabeth gives him an ultimatum: Find a way to relieve some tension, or be relieved of duty!

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5920; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Jun 2005; Published: 09 Jun 2005
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Humble Pi by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Rodney wants the truth... but can he handle it?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5723; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 May 2005; Published: 01 May 2005
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Over and Undone by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 17]

Summary: Missing scene for the end of '38 minutes'. After getting half the story from Simpson, Rodney confronts Calvin... (McKay/Kavanagh)

Categories: Slash Pairings > Multiple relationships
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5260; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Mar 2005; Published: 13 Jan 2005
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Enterprises of Great Pith and Moment by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: A Classic Tale of High Adventure and Romance in a Galaxy Far, Far Away! :)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10178; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Mar 2005; Published: 21 Mar 2005
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John's Journal by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Poetry, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2725; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2005; Published: 04 Mar 2005
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The Mirror Of Emotions by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: A disagreement escalates and Rodney is shocked to discover that he's more than a match for John when it comes to hand to... hand... ri~ight...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Pre-slash
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 21629; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2005; Published: 03 Mar 2005
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A.S.M. (Automated Stress Management) by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: It's pretty self explanatory... but there's more to it than meets the eye...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6291; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Mar 2005; Published: 16 Feb 2005
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Rodney the Insufferable by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Chivalry and snark... a potentially deadly combination...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3525; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Feb 2005; Published: 27 Feb 2005
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Calm by Cynical [PG-13]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: John tries to stay focused in the failing light after the storm...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3236; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Jan 2005; Published: 01 Dec 2004
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A Simple Game of Touch by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Rodney goes outside (gasp) after John makes a potentially provocative bargain...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3992; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2005; Published: 05 Jan 2005
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Cynical's Christmas Bonanza! by Cynical [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Rodney's a little liberal with the egg-nog at a holiday get-together, and let's some thing's slip that he shouldn't...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7201; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2004; Published: 18 Dec 2004
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A Meeting with Dr. Weir... by Cynical [PG]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: In order to keep her own sanity intact, Elizabeth decides it's past time to have a serious talk with John... McShep, implied Weir/Teyla

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1091; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Dec 2004; Published: 09 Dec 2004
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Gift by Cynical [PG-13]
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: It's Rodney's birthday, and Sheppard is full of surprises...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3079; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Dec 2004; Published: 09 Dec 2004
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Rodney and the Space Hooker by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Rodney fall's in love... Ford get's laid, twice (off-screen)... Teyla is conspicuously absent... John get's left out of the love parade.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 746; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Nov 2004; Published: 18 Nov 2004
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The Act by Cynical [NC-17]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Keeping up the act, in three acts...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2036; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Nov 2004; Published: 17 Nov 2004
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Coup de Grace by Cynical [R]
[Reviews - 1]

Summary: Rodney gets his spoils after his team wins a war game... and then gets a little more than he bargained for...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1175; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Nov 2004; Published: 16 Nov 2004
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