Wraithbait

Summary: About to be ripped apart by the psychic attack of a Wraith Queen, Telepath Rodney McKay does something no-one has ever done before: he reaches out. Warnings: Minor violence and mild language.

Summary: Every time he talks, it hurts. Warnings: Torture, disfigurement.

Summary: Over two thousand years have passed since Aloneru last saw Ariondu. Reborn on Earth and given the name John Sheppard, he's almost lost hope to find his mate before his current mortal lifespan is at an end. That is, until he sits down in a chair that feels like home and a familiar voice says, "Major, think about where we are in the solar system."

Together they are off to Atlantis where they must deal with human disbelief, hostile natives, and a terrible enemy no Reincarnate mated pair has ever successfully confronted: the Wraith.

Summary: When Atlantis - upon returning to the Pegasus Galaxy from Earth - breaks apart in hyperspace, only John is saved from the debris. The group of Ancients that retrieved him offer him a bargain: Either he helps them make corrections in some universes, where things have gone wrong, or they put him back where he was found. Reluctantly accepting, John embarks on a lonely journey through a multitude of universes until he finally reaches the place he could again call home.

Summary: When Prince Meredith leaves home to finally meet his husband everything starts going wrong. Adaption of the fairy tale "The Goose Girl".

Summary: Getting electrocuted by a sculpture was the least of John's problems. The burns would heal again quickly. The whole thing with getting someone elses memories? Now, that was the actual catastrophe. It was just what he needed.

Summary: Various short stories written for the Cliche Bingo Challenge over at livejournal that are too short to post on their own. Prompts are:

Truth (pre-McShep)
Fairy Tale (pre-McShep)
Phobias
Road trip (McShep)
Physical imperfections (pre-McShep)
Documentation (pre-McShep)
Pretending to be married (pre-McShep)
Pregnancy (pre-McShep, onesided)
Apocafic (Crossover: HL/SGA, McShep)
Imprisonment (McKay/Keller)
"It's the way of my people" (pre-McShep)
Secret admirers (pre-McShep)
Episode tags and missing scenes (McKay/Sheppard friendship)
Closets, caves and other tight spaces (pre-McShep)
Rare pairings (Lorne/Zelenka, pre-McShep)
Woke up in bed together (McShep friendship and McShep)
Contemporary AU
Wingfic
Genderswap
Hypothermia & Extreme Cold (McShep)

See chapter notes for individual summaries. Chapter 9 is a Highlander/SGA crossover (short with 925 words).

Summary: John is transferred to the SGC. He's supposed to play babysitter for one of the scientists there.

Summary: A SGA and Highlander crossover. John Sheppard missed his sword more than he'd ever thought possible. What he didn't miss were other Immortals.

Summary: With the Wraith gone and John's secret revealed the problems have only begun. Especially when some people simply won't listen when they are given fair warning and need to be taught that their actions always have consequences.

Summary: With the Wraith quickly approaching there doesn't seem to be anything left to do but evacuating and destroying Atlantis. Until John has an idea that could save them all.

Summary: Covering one's tracks can be a hassle. Especially with a surprise visitor John would rather had stayed the hell away.

Summary: Rodney is hurt and confused after finding out what John has been hiding. He goes to look for some answers and finds more than he bargains for.

Summary: It seems that with the new memories, John also re-gained a whole wagonload of problems.

Summary: Even if you don't do it intentionally, hurting people can have dire consequences.

Summary: Being sent to recruit someone for the Atlantis expedition wasn't Rodney's idea of a good time.

Summary: Rodney's assistants fluctuated on a monthly basis, no-one really stayed long with him, and it had been ages since he had gotten anyone good-looking – though, brains were more important than looks. Mostly the people they sent him though were morons finishing their thesis. Not like he'd start anything with a co-worker. Absolutely not. Well ... maybe, depending on how said co-worker saw the issue.

Summary: There are things a person needs to hear, even if by coincidence.

Summary: As always, it's left to the Atlantis expedition to mop up after the Ancients.

Summary: When Rodney is hurt badly during a mission John has a close look at why it means so much to him that Rodney keeps breathing.