Wraithbait

Summary: In this story you will find blood, bombs, trapped heroes, dramatic rescues, trigger happy aliens, mashed astrophysicists, slightly squished colonels, destruction, psychopathic Ancients with paranoiac tendencies, arguments, broken bones, pain, explosions, a couple of clichés, booby traps, dodgy Ancient technology and McKay gets smacked! There are also waffles with lots and lots of maple syrup, guns, babysitters, electrocution, a Zed PM or two, cheap-ass MacGyver references, odd logic, completely incorrect but vaguely cool sounding scientific and medical jargon, angst, an irate Scotsman, jinxes and possibly the odd plot hole here and there. Probably not in that order, though. So it's pretty much your average off-world mission, then...

Summary: After recovering from the Wraith enzyme withdrawal, Ronon needs to talk to a certain physicist...

Summary: Sometimes, it's best to just say nothing and walk away... as John and Rodney find out the hard way.