Wraithbait

Summary: John seems to take a nap in the desert. Rodney lays a hand on him.

Summary: "Looks like a Sheppard type of thing to me." Note: Team means that John has to do the climbing.

Summary: Joycean snippet. Kaleidoscope of a life.

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Written for bettina about a year ago, thanks to spela and lamardeuse for beta.

Summary: Tongue-in-cheek gothic AU with some true romance.
Includes a decrepit mansion, madness, judicious amounts of fainting, frocks, mysterious servants, a gratuitous stable-boy, bad puns, off-stage swashbuckling, hidden passions, and a little nudity having more of an effect on innocent virgins than full-frontal would have in non-AUs.
Spela is to be blamed for making me re-insert something "small" and any mistakes in the smutty parts (as she claimed to have found none).

Summary: Rodney noticed the length of John's fingers wrapped around the clean shirt and wished he'd kept his eyes open last night.
Beta thanks to crysothemis, written for lamardeuse.

Summary: Transmogrification story (*).
You know the deal: another day, another planet, another pratfall or, as in this case, another belly-flop (***).
Beta by wychwood, written for nakedwesley, Karen and crysothemis.
Links to the sound and image files originally imbedded in the text are found at the end.

Summary: After "Inferno", Norina invites Rodney and John to her new quarters. She knows what she wants, but McKay/Sheppard need a little longer to figure out what, or rather whom, they desire. Warmest beta-thanks to thegrrrl and spela; written for resonant.