Wraithbait :: Punk

The Mind/Body Problem by Punk, Sab [NC-17]

Summary: Rodney's limp, Weir looks hot in red, Ronon's a trooper, Tucker gets hit by a rock, Carson's making stuff up as he goes along, and Radek Zelenka needs a vacation. Meanwhile, John takes a shower.

Categories: Bitextual, Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19244; Completed: Yes

Updated: 07 Feb 2010; Published: 13 Sep 2006

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The Totally True Story of Two Men About to Have Sex by Punk [R]

[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Whatever the opposite of Good, Giving, and Game is.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 418; Completed: Yes

Updated: 29 Dec 2009; Published: 29 Dec 2009

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Early by Punk [G]

[Reviews - 1]

Summary: Outside, the sky's a sweet orangy pink.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 127; Completed: Yes

Updated: 21 Oct 2009; Published: 21 Oct 2009

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The Compromise of Living with Genius by Punk [G]

[Reviews - 3]

Summary: It strikes without warning.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 100; Completed: Yes

Updated: 20 Sep 2009; Published: 20 Sep 2009

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Caught by Punk [PG]

[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Jeannie once told him he was no catch.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Ronon Dex/Other, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3453; Completed: Yes

Updated: 29 May 2009; Published: 29 May 2009

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Book Club by Punk [G]

[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Rodney is rarely quiet for extended periods of time.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 336; Completed: Yes

Updated: 22 Mar 2009; Published: 22 Mar 2009

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The King of Atlantis by Punk [G]

[Reviews - 16]

Summary: Carson assigns John a Marine and gives him strict instructions not to set foot outside his quarters.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4442; Completed: Yes

Updated: 18 Mar 2009; Published: 18 Mar 2009

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Dr. Rodney's Science Corner by Punk [G]

[Reviews - 11]

Summary: Check your local listings for date and time.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 254; Completed: Yes

Updated: 10 Mar 2009; Published: 10 Mar 2009

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Superpowers by Punk [PG]

[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Rodney McKay and laser beams of Lesbos. Co-written with Pares.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2132; Completed: Yes

Updated: 13 Feb 2009; Published: 13 Feb 2009

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Housekeeping by Punk [NC-17]

[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Maybe there was something to this shaving thing after all.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3581; Completed: Yes

Updated: 22 Aug 2008; Published: 22 Aug 2008

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The one where John and Rodney work at Starbucks by Punk, Sab [G]

[Reviews - 6]

Summary: John is twenty years old, an art student, and obviously a complete waste of space.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 949; Completed: Yes

Updated: 19 Jun 2008; Published: 19 Jun 2008

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Vanilla by Punk [PG]

[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rodney doesn't know whether he should go for the ice cream or Sheppard's mouth.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1561; Completed: Yes

Updated: 18 Jun 2008; Published: 18 Jun 2008

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Performing Arts by Punk [NC-17]

[Reviews - 9]

Summary: John through the looking glass.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1898; Completed: Yes

Updated: 03 Jun 2008; Published: 03 Jun 2008

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The Sun that Comes Out of the Clock by Punk [NC-17]

[Reviews - 10]

Summary: There's no getting around it. It's an orgy.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1299; Completed: Yes

Updated: 28 May 2008; Published: 28 May 2008

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Pictures from a Moving Car by Punk [PG]

[Reviews - 9]

Summary: The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step of getting Rodney McKay in the damn car.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1000; Completed: Yes

Updated: 29 Feb 2008; Published: 29 Feb 2008

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Quota by Punk [PG]

[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Rodney's keeping track.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 235; Completed: Yes

Updated: 26 Sep 2007; Published: 26 Sep 2007

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Fisting: A Non-Fiction Essay by John Sheppard by Punk [NC-17]

[Reviews - 3]

Summary: It was Rodney's idea.