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Penname: Irony_rocks [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 08 Apr 2006
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Nominated for Nine Fics



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Stories by Irony_rocks

Summary: Post-Common Ground fic. In the aftermath of negotiating and nearly losing John's life, Elizabeth finds herself taking action that have long-standing repercussions to their relationship and the entire structure of Atlantis command.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 35067; Completed: No
Updated: 28 Dec 2010; Published: 13 Nov 2010

Summary: When both Sheppard and Weir continue to suffer short relapses into the mind and memories of Thalan and Pheobus, they're forced to confront intensifying feelings and a whole host of complications. The Long Goodbye episode-related fic.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Kate Heightmeyer, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10404; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Oct 2010; Published: 15 Oct 2010
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Summary: In an alternate reality where Major John Sheppard never heard of the Stargate program, he's assigned to protect Dr. Elizabeth Weir during a diplomatic mission in the war-torn regions of Iraq. Things go sideways, setting off a chain of events that will eventually bring to surface life-shattering truths.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 15526; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Oct 2009; Published: 29 Oct 2009

Summary: 2008 Bigbang fic. AU. An uncommon team of Secret Service agents are called in for a special assignment when the life of a diplomat named Elizabeth Weir is threatened. What unravels is a global conspiracy perpetrated by a group of powerful and mysterious men, and Agent John Sheppard quickly realizes that conventional protocol is only going to get his charge killed. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and in this game, it's only the fate of a nation that hangs in the balance.

Updated: 18 Aug 2009; Published: 18 Aug 2009

Summary: Written for the S4/S5 Fix It Challenge over at livejournal; prompt: "This Mortal Coil" based fic, where Repli!Elizabeth and John's replicator!team survive the end of the episode. What are their stories of adventure?"

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan, Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU - Alternate Universe, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 25344; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Mar 2009; Published: 09 Mar 2009

Summary: A post s4 ep fic for Be All My Sins Remembered. The trip takes three days, sixteen hours and forty-two minutes long – and then she's home again. A part of her instinctively braces itself for impact.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5386; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Dec 2008; Published: 28 Dec 2008

Summary: (REVISED FIC) Werewolf AU. Thrown back into a world she'd been trying desperately to leave behind, it was finally time for Elizabeth Weir to confront some demons - both from her past and of her own making. (Complete)

Updated: 24 Nov 2008; Published: 20 Nov 2007

Summary: Set in the Coyote_SGA verse, an AU where all the cast have superhuman abilities (i.e. think Heroes). With emotions running high, John is trapped in one day and must find a way out - or spend the rest of his life watching Elizabeth die.

Updated: 07 Oct 2008; Published: 03 Oct 2008
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Summary: S1 fic. This mid-lunch quickie was a shining example of how reckless this entire arrangement of no-strings-attached-sex really was.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1265; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Oct 2008; Published: 05 Oct 2008

Summary: Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation comm. (Pheobus/Thalan and Sheppard/Weir.) "Phoebus would scream during sex. He imagines Elizabeth would moan." And its sequel.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2249; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 May 2008; Published: 03 Sep 2007

Summary: Vala Mal Duran was a woman that often did unexpected things, and during a certain trip to Atlantis, one of those things just happened to be Rodney McKay. That one caught even Vala by surprise.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: Rodney McKay, Vala Mal Doran
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 984; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Apr 2008; Published: 23 Apr 2008

Summary: Set in Wildwest_lantis AU. Four things that happened to John and Elizabeth in their first year of marriage.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Vala Mal Doran
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7132; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Mar 2008; Published: 17 Mar 2008

Summary: Elizabeth had a fixation with curling her fingers around military dog tags while making love. It was an observation that both Cameron and John had voiced on more than one occasion, but Elizabeth liked the feel of the chinks, hands turning white-knuckled as she clutched them in her hands.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2380; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Mar 2008; Published: 13 Mar 2008

Summary: (Post-ep for Inferno.) The flirting comes as natural to them now as breathing, and Elizabeth can't help but compare it to quicksand. All she does is stand there and yet she keeps on sinking in deeper and deeper as time goes on. Any resistance to it just seems to make things worse.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2913; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Mar 2008; Published: 08 Mar 2008
Updated: 03 Jan 2008; Published: 03 Jan 2008

Summary: Five Times People Assume Teyla Does Not Understand, But She Does. Mostly gen, with Teyla het subtext.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 935; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Jan 2008; Published: 03 Jan 2008

Summary: Part of the WildWest_lantis verse. "But I've heard that in the end, a man like you - a man much like myself, I think - only desires one thing. A simple life. A life more ordinary." (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Alternate Universe Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 29990; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Nov 2007; Published: 22 Apr 2007

Summary: "Simon - who she refused to think about when John had silently trailed after her down the corridor, towards her bedroom, the only contact between them the hand on the small of her back; the knowledge of what was to come still somehow irrefutable and warm."

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Episode Related, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4394; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Oct 2007; Published: 31 Oct 2007

Summary: It had been a long time – probably too long – since she'd woken up in anyone else's bed.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Almost Series

Word count: 763; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2007; Published: 02 Oct 2007

Summary: "That's not what I mean and you know it. How are we going to explain this to the expedition? To the IOA? To, god, my mother."

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Almost Series

Word count: 1509; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2007; Published: 02 Oct 2007